stefani-germanotta:

It’s perfectly harmless…when it’s dry.
HOLES (2003) dir. Andrew Davis

Now this is some Big Dick Energy

charlesoberonn:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Maybe we get one magical wish per lifetime and no one knows because we waste it as a baby on extra crackers or something.

This is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever read.

Within Palace Walls – Ch 1.

herobrush-replica:

First chapter of my new fic is up ovo/ I hope yall like agent 24.

Read it here!

jonah-dean:

maisonderriere:

The Onion’s review of Mamma Mia 2 is the only one I need

I feel like this is directed at a specific person. I don’t know who but I hope they got the message.

swordliker:

iwantdatcookie:

gamers in 2008: the future of videogame peripherals is in motion controls and intuitive virtual reality

gamers in 2018:

The rabbit killed Cleric Beast

ectoimp:

@cuttlefishhero replied to your post:
I was hunting for a flash drive i knew i had…

Older millennial mood: finding old cd’s/flash drives of pirated shows

Dont forget burned cds filled with low quality mp3s of angsty early 2000s music or anime soundtracks

I have multiple CDs full of illegal copies of music my friend gave me, with every track name written on the disc

ayellowbirds:

maya-kitajima:

“What if raccoons figured out the secret to starting fires?” is the scariest hypothetical question my dad has ever posed

that’s the distinction between goblins and raccoons