mind stats you should dump depending on what class you play in dnd

molllymauktealeaf:

molllymauktealeaf:

barbarian: honestly any of them, but that’s irrelevant because barbarians are designed to have those stats dumped we gotta get into the Real hot takes

bard: listen most people would say wisdom BUT you should dump intelligence. be an idiot who can talk real good

cleric: dump charisma. live out your low charisma dreams. you have Good Plans but nobody listens to you because you cant talk well. be cassandra

druid: dump intelligence!! live out your woodsy dumbass dreams!! you know that leaves exist maybe!!!!

fighter: dump wisdom. be reckless. punch a guy. punch TWELVE guys. get kicked out of a bar. get into fights and then get Out of them

monk: listen monks are supposed to be spiritual and knowledegable  shit but u know what? dump intelligence. be dumb punch shit

paladin: dump charisma. make your god hate you with how bad you talk to people. smash things with your holy light and shitty social skills

ranger: again, dump charisma. animals > people. eat leaves and weird people out

rogue: dump wisdom baby!! you got +7654354678 to stealth and nobody can Stop You from being impulsive if they dont know where you are

sorcerer: dump intelligence or wisdom. in fact, dump both. talk yourself out of any situation you get into because ur reckless and dont know shit

warlock: same fuckin thing, dump intelligence and wisdom. have a good time. u dont know how u got into ur pact and u probably dont care because now youve got sick magic powers

wizard: dump wisdom!! sure ur super smart but somebody could be 25% behind a rock and u wouldnt see em! blast spells at a moments notice!!! live ur dreams!!!

NOW WE’RE TALKING

education:

useful-lesbian:

themountainsandthesea:

theworldsworstswordsman:

dubiouswolfcock:

lushlifed:

ecist:

education:

CrateJoy.com

I thought they would all be food or clothing, but some of these categories are insane, 10 varietys of subscription boxes for witchy women?

I’m getting one for my dog!

FUTURE ME

They’re having a 30% off sale for mothers day. Thanks mom, for 30% of my book club box

ok guys i thought “yeah yeah one for everything but never me right” NO WRONG THERE ARE LITERALLY SO MANY I FOUND SO MANY I WANTED THAT I DIDN’T EVEN THINK I NEEDED!!!!! I DON’T WANT ANYTHING BUT THESE FOR EVERY FUTURE PRESENT GIVING OCCASION 

Subscription boxes are a waste of money and–

Fuck. I stand corrected.

The Website is CrateJoy.com

I was skeptical but there’s a pokemon box on the top of the first page of the Novelty section

Source: tiny.cc

son-of-drogo:

princesspaige:

my #1 hair advice to girls is just. cut it all off. try a pixie cut at least once.

“ohh but I don’t have the face for one”

okay but 90% of men have equally short hair and nobody tells them they “don’t have the face for it”. 

free yourself. try a pixie cut.

I did that. I found out that I prefer shoulder length hair, but if I wouldn’t have tried it I never would’ve known that I don’t like pixie cuts.