alisondeluca:

gentlealien:

pazdispenser:

gentlealien:

dogsbigandsmalllovethemall:

Boop the snoot for kisses!

the Gentle Alien and their unidentified creature companion have a system worked out

which is which

the answer is within your heart

purring velvet

aeonlamb:

westfailia:

iamoutofideas:

oddbagel:

I hope you guys know that communismkills has a script set up on her page that exploits your computer in order to make it mine bitcoins.

And she still can’t afford gruel

that’s a good reminder to get no coin, an add-on for firefox, chrome and opera that blocks bitcoin mining scripts.

for chrome: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/no-coin-block-miners-on-t/gojamcfopckidlocpkbelmpjcgmbgjcl

for firefox: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-GB/firefox/addon/no-coin/

for opera: https://addons.opera.com/en-gb/extensions/details/no-coin/

Alternatively, if you have an adblocker like ublock origin (highly recommend), you should be able to just import this as a custom filter: https://raw.githubusercontent.com/keraf/NoCoin/master/src/blacklist.txt

cishetsbeingcishet:

tbh im kinda glad that a lot of the realistic pokemon in the detective pikachu trailer are high key teetering on the edge of uncanny valley because like.. these are fantasy creatures that sort of talk and shoot fucking electricity and vines and fire and psychic energy out their eyeballs, they SHOULD look weird and alien. psyduck is a pokemon defined by the fact that it is experiencing an unending headache that motherfucker better look like he has seen the rise and fall of civilization itself. mr mime is literally like three brain cells away from being straight up human the sight of one should make me uncomfortable.

basically what im saying is we have been spoon-fed woobified anime pokemon for too long. put the monster back in pocket monsters.

onlinepunk:

halloweepforjily:

heidivolturi:

lunarlegend11:

onlinepunk:

Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like

twilight au where Edward and his family just go along with it for kicks:

Rosalie hates it, Jasper sucks (or can’t keep a straight face) so he takes any excuse to avoid Bella, Carlisle doesn’t like pretending to hurt people so he decides his new persona has miraculous control, Alice and Emmett are LIVING this lie

they have an emergency family meeting to come up with basic ground rules and cover story but then just wing everything else

Edward had to tell Bella that they sparkle in the sun because Alice had dumped an entire bucket of glitter on him that morning when he got out of the shower

how would jacob fit into this tho

he’s a furry