tired: people that hate each other falling in love
wired: repressed emotions, two people loving each other so much it aches, scenes where they’re not touching but you know they wanna just Brush Pinkies or whatever
I know I told this story before but last year I was having complications with a surgery and I just broke down in a public place and I was trying to gather myself, sitting and leaning on a wall when this girl in cowboy boots approached me and sat down and she asked what was wrong and I told her it was medical issues and she said “I understand, I have to have my foot amputated next week” and it shocked me out of crying and I was like “wow that sucks!” And she said “yeah.” And then she just touched my arm so tenderly and told me “I promise you that this problem will have its place, and everything is going to work out.” And the way she said it just made me really believe her. She said. “We’re just gonna have to cowgirl up.” And then she stood up and walked away and I’d call that a genuine encounter with an angel but the truth is there is a lot of goodness right here on earth in humanity and it’s shining and pure.
Okay but “this problem will have its place” is genuinely inspiring
THAT REALLY STRUCK ME because I’ve always hated the tired rhetoric of “this happened for a reason” and this feels like a more genuine, comforting take on that. Not “it happened for a reason,” but “this will find its spot in your life and your future that it fits into in a way that will eventually work out even though it sucks that it happened.” Love that.
i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit
This sounds like it was written by a powerful being that is trapped in a human vessel and keeps having their plans thwarted by bathroom breaks.
odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”
Oðinn spake:
Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count’nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.
HEY! Not entirely back (Maybe for a minute before I get busy again) but Ive been thinking about the agents and have a lot of plans ehe
So here’s a real introduction.
Agent 8 has lost her memory of everything prior to waking up in the subway and the melody of calimari inkantation. Since coming to the surface Agent 3 has been tasked with taking care of her; protecting her, and keeping an eye on her, that’s been her only mission for the past few months and…she’s not too happy about it.
Admittedly though, she’s been getting a bit attached to the odd octoling.
due to certain issues at home (homophobia, mainly), silas needs to leave. she’s leaving in secret, because we believe her parents would try to stop her if they knew. that means she’s limited to packing whatever they won’t notice, and whatever will fit in one suitcase. we’re planning for her to get here sometime in November, but the exact date isn’t decided yet.
i live with my family, who all know about this and are excited to meet silas! i don’t have a job because of a recent decline in my mental health, but i’m searching for one that i can manage. we have enough money to cover her plane ticket, but i’ll need to buy a few things in order to prepare for a new person living here and we’ll need some way to support ourselves until i get a job. that’s where this post comes in!
we have a ko-fi for our advice blog, and we’ve also made a cashapp in case anyone wants to help us out. this is not urgent, so don’t feel bad if you’re not able to contribute or want to give your money to someone in more dire need! i am willing to crochet for anyone who would like recompense, or promote you if you’d like!
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