okay so unless you’ve watched the Netflix series u wouldn’t understand but Mort is an interdimensional being who has lived a substantial amount of time. assuming his wives weren’t clones of himself, they probs just died of old age or smth.
Greetings from the Squid Research Lab! We’ve just received word that the next Splatfest has been announced! The question this time is which utensil do you think is more useful? Do you stick to your points with a fork? Or do you get the scoop with a spoon? Both utensils have their pros and cons, so please chews carefully! (And sorry…“spork” is not an option.) Pick your preferred utensil and charge into splattle starting 8/24 at 9pm PT!
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Here’s a better idea:
Which Region-Locked Gear set pisses you off more because your geographical location disqualifies you from attaining it despite buying the exact same game as those who have it? 🦑
The Emperor Gear was released on December 15 of •last year• while the SpyGear was released on the 10th of this August, with NEITHER set as yet planned to release in the West. Same goes with the My Nintendo Rewards JP-exclusive gear:
So uh….you guys gonna stop punishing your customers over here or what…? Especially since you wanna start charging to play online next month…
While I can’t say much about the My Nintendo gear, yall need to remember that the characters in the manga belong to corocoro — or sorta. It’s a collab, I don’t know how to explain it so if someone else can explain it better please do. But basically: Nintendo literally cannot release this gear outside of Japan because Corocoro is a japanese exclusive magazine.
The manga is still being translated, so the gear will probably come with it when the time comes for those issues that include the gear come to the US. I get it, people are upset, but there is nothing Nintendo can do because of legal reasons. You just have to be patient.
You’re born with the ability to see through the ground. Dinosaur bones, gems, gold, so on. There’s usually one or two human skeletons, and you’ve learned to live with it, but one day you stop at a small town on a road trip, and every square inch is littered with human bones.
It just occurred to me that the reason so many thinkpieces lump doctors in with managers and CEOs when they’re talking about people who need pay cuts is because a lot of people honestly think that what the hospital bills you is what your doctor is getting paid.
As i was telling a friend of mine last night – there is a huge difference between being fairly well off as a laborer (doctors) and being as rich as god through the vicious exploitation of labor (CEO’s and the like.) The latter is the one that deserves the guillotine
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