“Fluttering Feathers, Fluttering Hearts” by Remasa for @miraculousfluffmonth , day 8: Late nights
A random fragment:“You know it has to be important, dear,” Emilie murmured.
“I know,” he sighed. He only set notifications for critical things. With another long-suffering groan, he twisted over and groped around blindly for his tablet and glasses. Placing his glasses upon his nose, he clicked the tablet on and swiped past the lock screen. He blinked for a few minutes, adjusting to the brightness. “You’ve got to be kidding me,” he mumbled.
“What is it?” Emilie asked, turning over to face him.
In response, he flipped the tablet around to show her. A blurry image obviously taken from a distance showed the distinct figures of Ladybug and Chat Noir sitting on top of the Eiffel Tower. An additional comment read “Ladybug and Chat Noir spotted tonight in Paris!” with a link to the Ladyblog.
Emilie chuckled. “Well, it’s not like we didn’t do that either,” she remarked.
“He just saw her four hours ago,” Gabriel grumbled, throwing aside the blankets and swinging his feet around. He stood and headed over to Duusu. “Sorry to wake you,” he apologized, gently shaking the blue bird kwami out of her slumber. “I need you for a moment.”
“Sure!” Duusu flew up, awake and ready to go. Gabriel wished he could bottle that enthusiasm for his mornings.
“Duusu, Quills Open.”
One blue flash later, Paon withdrew his fan, spread it open, and pressed a button. A screen flickered into existence. It rang a couple of times before Chat Noir answered, his black-masked face filling the screen.
“Why are you out so late?” were the first words out of Paon’s mouth.
“Uh, how did you know I was out?” came the sheepish reply.
I wanna get buff. It’s one of my few wishes in life. I need to be able to lift my friends up both emotionally and physically. I do not, however, want to Ever do Any exercise in my life.
its really easy to forget you’re wearing a chest binder & forgetting how many hours its been with it on, so here’s a nice little safety reminder for chest binding folk to take them off when you have to!
Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.
Controversial opinion, but ur allowed to like things that suck
Like, sometimes there are just shows or books that are so goddamn awful for any number of reasons… But ya still like ‘em somehow, and that’s fine
It’s not required to write a 20+ page essay defending why you enjoy something shitty, you can just… Enjoy shitty things
Not all content is made equally and you’re allowed to like things that are far from perfect
Like, just, “This show sucks, but I like it anyway” is a totally valid response
another controversial opinion: you don’t actually have to agree with people that the thing you like sucks. like yeah lots of things suck and the thing you like might suck too. taste is subjective. what sucks for some people might be just fine for you. if someone demands that you acknowledge that they think the thing you like sucks, you can just straight up ignore the fuck out of them.
‘i like it’ is a complete sentence. it doesn’t need an ‘anyway’ at the end or a ‘but’ at the start. and you’re not on the hook for anyone else’s bad time, either.
It is the year of our lord two thousand and eighteen and the world is literally a fiery hellscape, can we all agree that people are allowed to get whatever meager scraps of joy they can out of pretty much wherever they find it
The problem with abusers who “don’t know” they’re being abusive is that when you finally reveal their toxic ways to them, you have to cradle them through that realization but I’m just not going to do it. This happens a lot with family members who love you, who would never ‘consciously’ abuse you and when they find out they’ve been hurting a loved one they can’t handle it. You gotta carry that I can’t hold your hand through it.
So my boss once robbed a museum to prove a point and honestly, I think she is my new role model.
If this gets notes I’ll tell the full story
Storu
Many years ago, my boss was working at this museum and they had these original Churchill documents on display. These documents are worth millions of dollars… The only thing separating the public from these documents was a sheet of glass secured with 4 philips head screws. Seriously. No security guards in the room, no cameras, just an easily removable piece of glass.
My boss pointed out the security concern, but she wasn’t taken seriously, so she took matters into her own hands.
She bought a ticket and pretended to be a guest. She entered through the main entrance with a huge drill clearly visible on her belt, went straight to the documents and opened the case with the drill. (While wearing gloves,) she removed the documents, put them in a folder, reattached the glass, and walked out the main exit. Literally no one even questioned her.
She immediately went around to the back of the museum, entered using the staff entrance and went straight to her boss’s office. She dropped the folder on his desk and said “I just stole these in 15 minutes“
Once he was done being mad at her, he listened and the museum increased security.
A not so quick comic haha.
By coincidence Agent 4 befriends Agent 8 and takes her to the squid sisters to meet them as an example of the end of squid and octo enmity (at least this type of octolings)
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