Uh..

the-jonesy:

wingleader:

tahkibk:

Someone please explain wtf with wrong with all the animal faces in the Mowgli thing on Netflix?  Trying to put human features on them makes it SUPER uncanny fucking valley and nightmare fuel.  

THIS IS NOT HOW YOU CAT
THIS IS

2016 movie looked so much better…what happened!?
Sorry, I’m browsing netflix and everytime that trailer comes out, I twitch.

I just… all i can think of… is…

grimly68:

officialwadewillson:

Lmfao

Fun fact: she left Yahoo citing the staggering incompetence of management and development teams. She was brought in to salvage Yahoo and they proceeded to ignore her and belittle her every chance she got.

she was sent from above to save you, but you failed to heed her warnings. now you suffer the consequences of your ignorance and bigotry. @staff

Worldwide search on for extremely rare blood needed by 2-year-old Florida girl battling cancer

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OneBlood is conducting a worldwide search for extremely rare blood needed by a 2-year-old south Florida child battling cancer.

This very rare blood type occurs only in Indian, Pakistani and Iranian people. Please share if you, or anyone you know, might be able to help.

PLEASE BOOST THIS POST. COULD SAVE THIS LITTLE GIRL’S LIFE.

Donors must be exclusively Pakistani, Indian or Iranian decent, meaning the donor’s parents are both 100 percent Pakistani, Indian or Iranian.


Donors also must be blood type “O” or “A.”

Worldwide search on for extremely rare blood needed by 2-year-old Florida girl battling cancer

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My wife and I were were talking the other day and, I don’t remember what we were even talking about, but the idea came up that we would need an oreo for. I joked about getting one from my secret stash. This is where she made her mistake. She said “oh right, like you could have an Oreo stash without me knowing about it.”

I’m sorry?

That’s a challenge.

Oreos aquired.

I’m going to hide them in a super simple place at first

But be sure to follow this post while I chronicle all the ways and places I hide them and also how I plan on taunting her with cookies while she can’t find the package

She is out of the house for a moment so it’s time to enjoy a few cookies

And find a new hiding spot

Hehehe

They up there

Normally I’m a Oreos with milk kinda guy, but I’ll take coffee if coffee is available

Now to hide them right under her nose

She never looks under the TV for anything. Tonight when we are watching Halloween Wars I’ll have a big dopey grin on my face

Time to up the stakes. It was fun having em here and hiding them around her while she didn’t know what was happening. Bit now it’s time for her to be in on the game she is playing

Four cookies packed in her lunch. Game on

I’ve been cleaning house today and feeling like I’ve done a pretty good job. Time to reward myself with some delicious Oreos

Aaaaand put them where she would never find them in a million years

🙂

Got up early this morning and helped pack everyone’s lunch. Pulling a damn Oprah over here

You get some cookies! You get some cookies! Everyone gets cookies!

Then a devious idea struck me…

I put the remaining Oreos in a baggie to hide by themselves. Now to “hide” the package where it will probably be found…

And pin the actual stash to the inside of the closet wall

If you two weren’t already married I’d beg you to marry her because you two are obviously perfect for each other and I love this post with all my heart

This guy’s dopey grin at his success at hiding oreos is exactly what I’m here for

You like that eh? Well you are going to love today’s installment

Look at that. So sad. So few Oreos left

Guess I’ll just pin em right to the middle of the wall in the middle of the living room. She’ll never find em there

Oh, guess I should put this back up

Bwa ha ha ha! You guys! You guys don’t understand! I was planning on doing this and when I got home and looked at it I was like “aww, it’s too thin. They won’t fit.” I even TOLD my wife this and how I was disappointed that I wouldn’t be able to hide them back there.

But then I looked again. They dooooo

Thank you all so much for the love. I knew y’all would like this, but I had no idea you would like it THIS MUCH. People calling us “goals” and stuff… Man…. It’s kinda hard to take in ya know? Anyways: if this post gets Over 9000™ before I get off work today I will pick up Halloween Oreos on my way home and this will not stop

And, as promised, a dopey grin

Twasnt easy to get the stupid video to load. But I got it and I recommend giving it a watch here: http://keepcalmandcarrieunderwood.tumblr.com/post/179330357103

She is so happy that the Oreo Saga continues. Just look at how happy she is

Came home to find this

But she never looked inside the blue chair

Good stuff, but it’s time for some cookies

Gotta have some while I think about where these guys are going next

Hmmmmm

Got it.

Ohmygosh oh. my. gosh. You guys. Near disaster. Check this shiz out:

Wife and I were sewing Elly’s Halloween costume up

Yea, she is going to be a spider and it’s super cute and all but. But. Loooook

Holy actual shit the Oreos fell out from the table literally next to her.

The moment she got up I threw them into the closet

Also:shout out to whoever it was that lost a follower for this post

Sry bout that eh.

Long, but worth it.

That’s what she said

SO ANYWAYS in honor of Halloween, the oreos have been moved to the Christmas decorations.

I figure I COULD leave them there till thanksgiving. We’ll see if I feel the need to move them again before then

Fa la la la la sucka

Happy Halloween

You guys wanted an update and I am finally ready. I have been thinking of a great place to hide em and I think I finally have an epic place. Just gotta go get em

Uh.

Well.

This wasn’t part of today’s plan.

Oh my god… This post just keeps getting better and better.

You should start looking for them.

Hmmmm maybe I should. Okay

Found em!

Ahhhh ok

Yo. What’s up.

Got some separated and ready for lunches tomorrow morning.

Lets see you find em in here babe

Oh, also

This is my absolute favorite post on this site

Cool! Want me to reblog you so you can be part of it? Sweet!

I decided that maybe it’s dangerous for everyone and every cookie involved hiding them inside the furnace air duct. Time to see how they faired…

Well they look ok. But TIS THE SEASON so let’s do this

I’ve decided to play it a bit risky this go round. It is a bit chilly out and time to put the guards over the hoses. Oh well, I’ll hide near them anyways. Put a little fear in my life

Tee hee

They up there now.

PEACE

I’m going to be with this until the end

YOU THINK THIS WILL EVER END?!

So we have beem real busy amd all so i cant really blame her, but common! I made it easy that time!

Hmmmmm it may be time to up the ante

This looks like a good spot.

DIRECTLY next to where she sleeps. Game on babes

quinn-silversmith:

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?

Teacher: … “So to demonstrate how pumice floats, I’m gonna drop it into some of your bottles – don’t worry, it’s non toxic.” 

Goes around, dropping pumice into bottles: Splish, Splish, Splish, clink.

Teacher:….