pr1nceshawn:

Reasons Why Retail Jobs are Harder than Office Jobs.

Source: College Humor

teenagerposts:

starsberrisnunicorns:

Did the cat just give–

this is the wholesome pure content we need more of

ot3:

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me:

fruitloopghost:

Big moods.

Source: fruitloopghost

commandtower-solring-go:

jellies:

jellies:

jellies:

OH I FORGOT. I SAW THE GREATEST CAR IN THE WORLD WHEN I WAS COMING BACK FROM THE JOB INTERVIEW I DID TODAY

I got the job I had interviewed for in this post and they started me at $13/hr and a guaranteed 20 hours a week thanks everyone for their support in the notes abt the job interview itself and no thanks to the people who said it was cursed

Reblog the X3 HEWWO car of career success. Reblog for a decent job

Why Looney Tunes: Back in Action is objectively the greatest film ever made

lastsonlost:

stevenscrivello:

No-one ever talks about Looney Tunes: Back in Action and that’s a crime.

Because…

Okay, Brendan Fraser plays a stuntman.

…who hates working with Brendan Fraser.

His dad is Timothy Dalton, who plays an actor most well known for spy films.

…who turns out to actually be a real spy and hides spy shit behind a portrait of himself.

So father and son have to team up to stop an evil genius… played by a near-unrecognisable Steve Martin.

…whose henchman is WWE star Bill Goldberg.

By the way, Steve Martin is the head of the ACME corporation.

Yes, that ACME.

Oh, and among Martin’s underlings are Ron Perlman and Robert Picardo.

So anyway our heroes end up at Area Fifty TWO… which is run by Joan Cusack.

…and which houses all sorts of alien nasties, including…

TRIFFIDS

THIS ISLAND EARTH MUTANTS

ROBOT MONSTER

AND MOTHER FUCKING DALEKS

Plus the twins from Gremlins 2 play the WARNER BROTHERS

Shaggy and Scooby chastise Matthew Lillard over the live action Scooby Doo movie.

Porky Pig and Speedy Gonzales lament political correctness killing their careers.

Brendan Fraser gets to punch Brendan Fraser.

Fucking plus

Plus the whole time he’s accompanied by Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny, and the whole thing was directed by Joe Dante so you know that’s a perfect fit.

So in conclusion, please watch Looney Tunes: Back in Action. It will most likely change your life.

Damn now I’m actually interested.

searchandrescuewoods:

editing a story and i forgot to put the fucking adjective in there holy fkuc

lmaonade:

lmaonade:

lmaonade:

do you guys wanna see maybe the stupidest most absurd life hack video i’ve ever seen

i cannot take my eyes off this video whenever i start playing it. the amount of dumb shit that goes on just entrances me. this video is only 10 minutes long but it feels like an eternity

i wanna point out i didn’t share this video because i think it’s funny. i think it’s a unique, extremely desolate video that fills me with a sense of dread that i cannot even begin to relay with words. from the music, to the things this person does. all of it is dreadful in a very specific way

itsvondell:

genderfriends:

You should not have to feel guilty for existing and taking up space as a nonbinary person. We are not a burden, and us seeking out comfortable existences where we can be true to ourselves is not hurting anyone.