Ok so I feed the strays in my neighborhood at 8a, 5p and 11p EST. 40 min ago I went outside to feed them and noticed one cat standing at an odd angle in the middle of the street. I get closer and notice this cat has its head stuck in a bag. Cut to me chasing this cat up my neighbor’s driveway, across their porch and through their lawn until it finally submits and voluntarily lets me pull the bag off their head with a weak meow. It was a bag that once contained pre cooked ready to eat shrimp btw.

thelastpilot:

that dumb hungry little vagrant i love him so much thank you for helping him free himself from what i can only imagine was a terribly smelly paper prison 

capamerica57:

spinejackel:

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

Holy shit I own one of these just a bit smaller and it’s ballpeen instead of this design