hollowedskin:

fatsexybitch:

coffeeandstring:

verbalvomits:

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

kltzart:

3/7/18

this is a call out post for my little trash man who wont let me go anywhere

just in case anyone wanted to see him in action

Source: kltzart

teenagerposts:

starsberrisnunicorns:

Did the cat just give–

this is the wholesome pure content we need more of

topsydead:

coolcatgroup:

loveiseldritch:

bunjywunjy:

thenatsdorf:

Supportive dad cat being there for his wife and kids.

“SWEETIE, DO YOU NEED YOUR BELLY MOOSHED? YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED YOUR BELLY MOOSHED.”

That action is called “snurgling”. It helps stimulate milk production.

No it’s mooshed

Snurgling

Source: thenatsdorf

youremybrandnewday:

eva-420:

eva-420:

bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him

This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud

I’m sorry, does your cat’s name tag say “hello my name is bastard”

I have a black cat and she will cross in front of your path in any situation including in dark hallways. also she likes to silently creep up behind you when you’re occupied and sit with her tail right behind your feet.

Your Cat Is Trying to Talk to You

zooophagous:

star-anise:

[T]here’s not exactly a universal cat language when it comes to meows. Rather, as Bradshaw writes in his book, “a secret code of meows … develops between each cat and its owner, unique to that cat alone and meaning little to outsiders.” This was demonstrated in a 2003 study by Cornell researchers, documented in Bradshaw’s book, in which they recorded meows from 12 cats in five everyday scenarios. They then played those recordings to pet owners, and found that only the owners could correctly decipher the scenario in which the meow was recorded. So cat owners can tell with some accuracy what message their cat is trying to get across via its meows, whether it’s feed me or I’m bored or whatever else, but “each meow is an arbitrary, learned, attention-seeking sound rather than some universal cat-human ‘language,’” Bradshaw writes.

YOUR CAT LITERALLY INVENTED A LANGUAGE FROM SCRATCH TO TALK TO YOU

It’s true. Aster has a complex series of meows for different things. Most commonly used are “gimme a treat,” “play with me,” and “I want to go on the deck.”

He has another one for when I’m gone unexpectedly and he’s happy I’m back, and another that means “wake up!”