
i’m torn between being proud and ashamed for this one…………….
theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:
theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:
theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:
I’m forgetting this thing in English again and Google isn’t helping
I can help. Try & describe it.
Dirt noodle. Breakdances when touched and or exposed to sunlight
…. a worm ?
OH, WORM??
some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes
- I will face God and walk backwards into Hell
- “I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”
- I have been through hell and come out singing
feel free to add more!
- There are no gods here
- Do I look like the kind of man who dies
- God’s dead and soon we will be too
- I thought there were no heroes left in this world
• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies
- Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end
- This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods
- Bury me shallow, I’ll be back
– take this gift, for the gods surely won’t
- God wishes he were me
- One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled
ive seen people add “real” guns to splatoon shitposts, so why dont we add splatoon guns to normal shitposts
somethin like this
I won’t hesitate, fish