Coworkers: “Wow look at you listening to your podcasts all the time. How intellectual!”
Me: [awkwardly] “Haha thanks.”
Griffin McElroy, through my earpiece: “When you NUT IN SPACE, it PUSH YOU BACKWARDS.”
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It’s an inky 1-year anniversary! Tomorrow marks one whole year of Splatoon 2, so get celebrating tonight and tomorrow by participating in the Splatfest! Whether you’re Team Squid or Team Octopus, thanks for playing Splatoon 2!
Agent 8 is crushing on Agent 3 hard and doesn’t know how to confess to her. She then comes up with an idea to make use her poetry skills. But she might need some help??
A/N: I got…Really, really into this. I want to thank my lovely datefriend for helping me tho! They even wrote the poem and rewrote a few parts for me!! They have a fic on AO3 that you should totally read if you like my stuff, I’m just sayin…
Anyways, if you enjoyed this please reblog it and give it a kudos on AO3! And feedback is always appreciated! ♥
“Aww, Eight, that’s called a crush! You have a crush on Agent Three!”
“A… Crush? But I don’t want to crush her!” Agent Eight squeaked.
Pearl peaked her head into the living room where Eight was having a conversation with Marina.
“Not literally, Eight,” The inkling put a tray of drinks on the coffee table, “It means you’re in looooveee~”
this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control
wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted he’s just Like That
me when im hungry

