Decided to make a Splatoon adopt! This one is for sale for $15. You can do whatever you want with this character once your purchase them. They’re any gender you want them to be, and you can change minor parts of their appearance such as their skirt (can be removed) or general outfit. Please keep their eyes, tentacles, and markings the same. You may change the skin color and ink color.
Please send the payment through paypal. I’ll give you my paypal once you claim them!
Iif you can’t / don’t want to commission me but still want to help out, I also got a Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/A325457
And if you’re looking for even MORE ways to help me, just reblog this post! Share it on other sites! Tell a friend! Tell your friends to share it! honestly spreading the word the absolute best thing you can to.
(a bit more about me, my current living situation and what the money will be used for will be under the cut)
“everyone is bi” is such a fucking stupid naive perspective. by saying that, you’re disrespecting the struggles of bi people, you’re disrespecting gay people by saying they’d secretly be willing to “go straight,” and you’re giving entirely too much ground to straight homophobes.
if you genuinely believe that everyone is bi deep down (even if they don’t know it) i urge you to look at you 65 year old republican neighbor who spews homophobic bullshit on a daily basis, and then tell me again how he’s secretly a little bit into men. i urge you to talk to a lesbian or a gay man, especially one who’s been out for years or decades, and then tell me again how you know more about their sexuality than they do.
Be aware of where your teammates are and when they may want to use the lifts on high-tide in Salmonid Smokeyard. As you can see here, we both had eggs and wanted to get back to the basket, but our teammate threw a bomb and moved the platform right when we wanted to jump on it, resulting in our deaths.
I like when teammates sit and wait for you for a couple seconds, sometimes even saying “This way!” to let you know they’re waiting for you.
New post since the other one got too long. My family financially relies on me and I recently lost my job on 7/6/18 And have been trying to find another since. I don’t have anymore savings and I’m barely staying afloat. I have to spend money to get to Interveiws and were almost out of food. As it is I had to dip into rent so I could get out of overdraft and I STILL came out negative. So my account is overdrafted and I’m 50 short on rent. My landlord gave me until the 5th to get it since I paid the majority of it.
If you can help me at all w rent/transport to interveiws/food I would greatly appreciate it and can offer different services such as traditional art, tarot reading, etc just ask.
My PayPal is paypal.me/weedlesbian or kaylarf96@gmail.com
Squarecash/cash app is cash.me/weedlesbian or $weedlesbian
Venmo is @weedlesbian
Absolutely anything helps and I appreciate every penny
15 bucks so I can get milk, bread, etc would be so nice and appreciated
I was supposed to get paid from the week I worked at the pyramid scheme today but surprise surprise there’s no check for me. I’m so screwed, I’m 13 overdrafted trying to get another job n I still don’t have food. Please please help if you can
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Lol please I need a way to get to my interviews this week I’m trying so hard to get a job I literally do applications everyday for 8 hours a day I just need a little help
Hihi! I need to pay for a vet visit so I’m opening commissions. I’m taking 5 slots for now, but I’ll probably open more later. Please DM me if you’re interested & if you have any questions feel free to ask! I’m also ok with haggling but please keep it reasonable.
fyi “it’s just a joke” is a tired excuse. if it was a joke it’s meant to be funny, if it has a potential to hurt or alienate innocent people it’s a bad joke because it’s ruining the atmosphere.
here is a funny joke: i poison a cake with an ingredient only you are allergic to. u start crying & i say “well it’s just a cake! no need to cry about it. i just wanted everyone to eat this delicious cake but u ruined it. keep ur allergies to urself”
so a little while back, i wrote a cookbook, and the post’s being passed around tumblr a whole lot lately. (thanks for that, by the way! i’ve made like a hundred dollars this week and my cat’s very excited about the fancy pumpkin-and-nastiness catfood that she’s going to get in celebration.)
when i released the book, i was like, oh, i oughta do something for promo! which i promptly did not do, at all. but i’m doing it now! free cookbooks for all! well, for some. five. five, to be exact, free cookbooks for five.
anyhow, this is the book i wrote:
Cooking is terrible, and food is often a massive pain in the ass. Eating is sometimes ok, sometimes a giant drag, and somehow still a thing that you have to do multiple times a day, which seems enormously unfair.
This book isn’t going to teach you how to cook, or turn you into the kind of person who hosts effortless dinner parties, or make you more attractive and popular and interesting. At best, it’s going to make it slightly more likely that you manage to eat something in the ten minutes between walking in the door and falling into the sweet embrace of the internet. I’m not joking—a lot of this can be done, start to finish, in ten to fifteen minutes. I resent thirty-minute meals because it feels like about twenty-eight minutes too long to spend on feeding myself.
If you’re excited to get home from work and spend an hour cooking dinner, this isn’t the book for you. If you really value authenticity, this isn’t the book for you. If you literally only eat three foods and you’re happy like that, this isn’t the book for you. If you, like me, are tired and depressed and just need to get some food into your face once in a while, this is definitely the book for you. You should buy it. Maybe it’ll help.
you can buy it on amazon or gumroad, or you can win a copy (in pdf, epub, or mobi format) by reblogging this post.
other important stuff:
winners will be chosen by a random generator
please don’t spam people–reblog no more than twice
I JUST NOW REALIZED that ko-fi donations are marked as business transactions in my paypal account, and that each of them comes with the person’s address and a little “ready to add shipping info” tag on them
so i’m going through every time someone has kindly given me a couple dollars in the past. year? and marking them all as “order processed” so I don’t get in HUGE trouble for not putting shipping information on these “orders”
WHY… ARE THEY PROCESSED THAT WAY… why aren’t they processed as DONATIONS?
A few folks have asked me to tell them how they can tell if this has happened, and how to fix it, so here’s a small guide!
When you get money through ko-fi, and it shows up like this, then it’s come through as a payment, with the person’s shipping address attached.
To fix this, you click “Add tracking info” for every payment that has that. When you do, you’ll select “Order Processed / Service Rendered” which is the option that tells PayPal you aren’t shipping anything.
When you do, the other boxes on that page will be greyed out, and you can save. The “print shipping label / add tracking info” tag will be gone on the transaction and you’ll be good to go!
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