The same person who pointed out the octoboy’s hair and inspired the previous comic wanted me to continue expanding this concept so here’s the sequel!(which actually has an attempted punchline this time so its like at least 10x better hhhhhhhh)
also now you guys can’t send me many messages about how wrong I am like I was in the last comic HA (also click on images for better quality)
I prefer that this isn’t reposted but if you really feel like you must PLEASE CREDIT ME
Ah, the good old days when the A.I. was dumber than a box of rocks and no one blew me up for dropping a stupid ball off a ledge or letting my toe touch one square millimeter of enemy ink.
I think the Splatoon franchise’s greatest innovation is explicitly establishing that Inklings are dumb as hell, because that way they don’t have to do any backflips to justify the plot. Everyone involved canonically has the mental acuity of a bowl of porridge, so just go with it!
*emerges from the depths of hell, one of few octolings to ever make it out alive*
HEY DO YOU LIKE PULP IN YOUR ORANGE JUICE??? DO YOU LIKE FUCKING PULP IN YOUR JUICE YOU WEIRD LOOKING SQUID???? WHO DID YOUR HAIR
Not that Octolings are much better. To put it in D&D terms, where Inklings dump-stat Intelligence, Octolings dump-stat Wisdom: technical brilliance paired with all the common sense of a sponge. We are talking about a people who lost a war because it never occurred to them to buy longer extension cords.
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