Tag: splatoon

lakwatsa-lazuli:

“Pearl best girl,” I say into the mic. 

 The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks & commands silence from the room. 

 "She’s right,“ they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: Marina Ida herself

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prokopetz:

I think the Splatoon franchise’s greatest innovation is explicitly establishing that Inklings are dumb as hell, because that way they don’t have to do any backflips to justify the plot. Everyone involved canonically has the mental acuity of a bowl of porridge, so just go with it!