rocketmermaid:

thelilnan:

thelilnan:

I was watching Pokémon: Indigo League on Netflix and the Pokédex called Kakuna a “transitional Pokémon”

and then suddenly this happened

so this post is officially 4 years old today. it’s far and away my most popular drawing, so much so that even now, it gets tons of notes and reblogs every day. i appreciate that! it’s exciting and I’m glad so many people like my idea and designs. as a trans person myself, seeing other people commenting on which Evolution they’re at and how much they identify with my designs makes me feel amazing! i feel like i’m giving back to my community and really helping people.

the problem however is that because of its popularity, this is also my most stolen and reposted work. i’ve seen my signature erased or cropped out more times than I can count, everywhere from Facebook to Twitter to Reddit to Instagram. recently people have started editing the picture for phone backgrounds and lockscreens, which I don’t support at all. i would’ve been happy to design custom lockscreens for these people, as I am a commission artist, but it’s easier for people to just photoshop my art. I can’t stop that.

it does hurt though.

so i just want to ask, if you like this work, if you’ve seen it floating around out there without credit to me, if it means something to you… consider buying me a Ko-Fi? i’d really appreciate it.

xx

Reblogging to boost and support the original artist.

Source: thelilnan

open rp

nightmaredad:

kirkegarde:

nightmaredad:

kirkegarde:

nightmaredad:

kirkegarde:

nightmaredad:

any sluts out here want some tea? a fucking biscuit?

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‘Tis I, Matthew Hopkins, infamous English witch-hunter, responsible for the deaths of between 230 and 400 people in the 17th century.

Excuse me, miss.  Are you, by chance… a witch?

a witch yeah yeah, anyway shit this tea has NO sugar and i forgot sugarcubes is that cool with you

Matthew Hopkins recoils in fear and disgust, for this is truly…


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Y-yes, that will be fine.  As a Puritan, if I take tea at all, it is without sugar…

Seeming to have not alerted the witch, he chooses to take a subtle approach and coax the damning information out of her.

Now, pardon me for asking, but do you regularly hold council with imps and other such demons, perhaps
meeting

for tea and to blaspheme God?

look dude do you want a biscuit or not





Matthew Hopkins’ eyes darken in fear, and his face goes ghastly white.  The Witchfinder General has found a witch for whom he is no match.  She evades even his most cunning inquiries with ease, and the brazen air with which she admits her heresy shows she fears neither man nor God.  He cannot win, and defeated, he relents.

A biscuit would be lovely… Thank you.

bitchin

deathbyninja51:

autumngracy:

40screamingfrogs:

I just watched a man release every Pokemon he caught except for a level 5 Magikarp, waste all of his money and throw away all of his items at the Pokemon center just before the elite four in Pokemon red in order to trap himself in an unwinnable game. He couldn’t beat the elite 4 with a level 5 magikarp, and it couldn’t learn the hm moves necessary to leave victory road, and Magikarp only knew splash and had absolutely no chance of beating the level 40ish Pokemon there so… This guy wanders around victory road hoping a Geodude or Graveler would use selfdestruct or explosion in the first turn of an encounter and miss his Magikarp, which is technically possible because even moves with a 100% hitrate have a 1/256 chance to still miss. It happened eventually, and he beat the elite four with a level 100 gyarados

What the actual fuck

Why would you post this without the original video OP, best part is this guy has a couple other videos like that where he “traps” himself and has to find a way out of his own trap

https://youtu.be/BKSWywJO2w8

Can you give me some awful ideas for monsters to use in Monster of the Week?

probablybadrpgideas:

highlyquestionablerpgideas:

probablybadrpgideas:

– Shitty Boggart, takes the form of a character’s 10th greatest fear.

-Werewolf, but the adventure takes place entirely during the new moon so it’s just a slightly hairy accountant.

– Tiny fluffy thing that is filled with rage but has no offensive capacities so it just nuzzles people angrily

-Demon that embodies the sin of eating all the strawberry from a box of Neapolitan ice-cream

– A totally normal horse.

– Evil sorcerer who only knows one spell and that one spell is crying

-All of the above having teamed up to rob the local laundromat.

I hope this is a helpful answer!

-Mod Pencil

Alright i’m jumping in because anyone who knows me knows i’m a slut for MotW

  • A tree that’s locally known for having killed several people, though no one can prove it and several of those people are definitely still alive
  • A dog with a human face
  • Two ouija boards actively fighting one another
  • Pixies that steal peoples’ cell phones, then call the local police department
  • A sentient, malevolent towel. It can’t move or speak or anything, but oh ho HO if it could
  • The little gremlin that steals your socks from the dryer, except it’s no longer content with just socks and is now going after peoples’ whole legs
  • One of those 18th century portraits of some nameless dude in a general’s hat whose eyes follow people as they walk down the hallway
  • A pomeranian that explodes every time it barks
  • A highly infectious virus that makes people sneeze glitter
  • A Nigerian prince who wants to send the party money
  • A teacher who everyone’s convinced is a robot, they’re actually a lizard person
  • The mayor, who is also a lizard person
  • If in doubt just make it a lizard person
  • None of the lizard people know the other lizard people are lizard people
  • A gigantic snail
  • Invisible geese
  • A very angry book
  • Vegan vampires

All these monsters have also, independently, teamed up to rob the same laundromat.

lesbian questions: 3

I only reblogged that post with the intention of spreading the warning, (and that question in particular hints at transmisogyny by asking specifically about “female body parts” rather than just “parts of the body” like the lesbianism isn’t implied strongly enough by the title of the post)

but I’ll go ahead and answer anyway that I’m often drawn to hair. Long or short, thick or thin, dark or light, colored or natural; if I like a girl, chances are I like her hair.

as for myself, I’m long overdue for a haircut so that’s out, but I guess I’ve got cool eyes and my freckles are neat.