youremybrandnewday:

eva-420:

eva-420:

bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him

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This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud

I’m sorry, does your cat’s name tag say “hello my name is bastard”

I have a black cat and she will cross in front of your path in any situation including in dark hallways. also she likes to silently creep up behind you when you’re occupied and sit with her tail right behind your feet.

lordxeras:

boostergold78:

the-art-of-yoga:

I didn’t know Mr. T pityed fool’s that weren’t woke, but that’s awesome. #respect

“I think about my father being called ‘boy’, my uncle being called ‘boy’, my brother, coming back from Vietnam and being called ‘boy’. So I questioned myself: “What does a black man have to do before he’s given the respect as a man?” So when I was 18 years old, when I was old enough to fight and die for my country, old enough to drink, old enough to vote, I said I was old enough to be called a man. I self-ordained myself Mr. T so the first word out of everybody’s mouth is “Mr.” That’s a sign of respect that my father didn’t get, that my brother didn’t get, that my mother didn’t get.“

-Mr. T on the subject of his name

the-mighty-birdy:

pyronoid-d:

storm-driver:

sylphwhisperer:

secretsaresilly:

an0nymz:

secretsaresilly:

dailytweets:

@an0nymz In response to your tags, this was a cord used to hook up a PlayStation or PlayStation 2, with RCA heads on one end, and that rectangular head on the other end. It could also be used with a PS3, but PS3 also had an HDMI output, so most people used that.

That is cool! I only ever had Playstation 3 and 4, so no wonder I’ve never seen that before!

Here’s a closer look

I’d show you the whole cable, but I’ve got things set up in a pretty specific way, and dissembling it would be a pain…

Holy F UCK

Have we really reached the year where some of you guys haven’t seen this before…?

PS2, VCR, DVD player…

burrito-aizawa-sensei:

corzev:

burrito-aizawa-sensei:

Aizawa was on super high alert mode after the USJ attack. One time Mic tried to get his attention by walking up behind him and tugging on his elbow sleeve and Aizawa just reflexively roundhouse kicked him through a wall. For the next two weeks Mic decided to get his attention by screaming at him from a two meter distance just to be safe. Alternatively he’d also give him a heads up about approaching him. Like Aizawa would get a text saying “i’m gonna pat you on the back at 2:31pm tomorrow after English class so plz don’t break my jaw”.

im sorry but

this is too hecking funny


bonus:

the best part is that neither of them look like they have any regrets. it was all according to keikaku