emmersdrawberry:

all those ‘say no to drugs’ assemblies in school where WACK i never once had the pot head kids push the Devils Lettuce on me. they’d be like ‘hey u wanna smoke some of this here Blunt of Marajoouana?’ and i’d be like ‘no thanks i dont smoke’ and they’d be like ‘ok cool’ and never bother me about it again

drinkers? NO CHILL AT ALL. even into adulthood people act like i’ve slain their child when i say i am completely sober. like every single time i’ve said no to drinking some person is like ‘what about jello shots there’s barely any in it’ or they’ll leave me a solo cup of wine ‘in case you change your mind’ and when by the end of the night i haven’t had it they’re all ‘you didn’t want any?’ LIKE? YAH I SAID I DIDNT?

anti drug psa’s are fine but they gotta talk about drinking too bc never once did anyone i know who did drugs push me to do it too but everyone i tell i am sober tries to find a way to get me to drink like i said ‘i am sober but change my mind’ or smth

Source: meeedeee

radbian:

gaspack:

it always amazes me when a man says he doesn’t know how to iron, wash his clothes, or cook. Like, don’t you feel embarrassed saying that…smfh

All the people in the comments saying “they were never taught how” can somehow learn how to speak dorthraki and watch YouTube to learn how to make a furry suit but can’t use the internet’s infinite resources to learn to wash their underwear got me fucked up

semituring:

demon, after possessing me: now that i have control over y-

me: y’know.. this is actually kind of hot, if you think about it.. romantic, even. in a way

demon: *immediately exorcizes itself*

adz:

my aunt who owns horses constantly posts these excellent horse memes

Source: adz

farorescourage:

silversoulwithlove:

drst:

gween-slayfani:

cloudfreed:

chubphlosion:

biscuitsarenice:

She Came Prepared
The Daily Politics presenter was chatting to Charlotte and Henrietta about banning unhealthy food in schools.

She came for him

“well maybe when you were my age you were a dumb piece of shit”

I CANNOT

Heroines.

Iconic

that explains why his generation is working so hard to destroy the fucking planet

Source: biscuitsarenice

my girlfriend and i are such useless lesbians, before we dated i tried to hold her hand and. she. she shook it. and then it happened again two minutes later. our first kiss (and mine in general) was in a target (long story) and i had to pull away because i almost fell to the floor in shock. another time she went into kiss me and i gave her a hug. we really are trying our god damn hardest but we’re fucking disasters

batterlass:

sunbutch:

she shook your hand……. she shook it

as the gf in question id just like to say that a firm business handshake has never failed me thanks

stuff-n-n0nsense:

purple-dawn:

that looks old. today it would be

The end of the world is so sad Alexa play Despacito

Source: memesandlaughs.com

bandicoot88:

I came across
Super Best Friends Play‘s Batman The Enemy Within Let’s Play, and it’s absolute gold. Not only do they hard ship BatJokes (or “Juce”), they’re just hilarious to listen to. Need more people like this.

Support their channel! I put together a part 1 of the BatJokes/Juce moments. Part 2 will come later after I’ve slept.

h0odrich:

genderdeath:

hisakata-resutomoshibi:

kaijubrains:

genderdeath:

speaking of which, i hope all of my mutuals know that you can go on down to the hardware store and just buy a big ol bag of dried blood

Forbidden nesquik

Hello friends! Just a quick reminder that blood meal is dried, flash frozen blood with a high nitrogen content and added iron! If ingested it can cause iron toxicity, vomiting, pancreatitis

and other various gastrointestinal distress.

IT IS NOT SAFE FOR MAMMALS.

That being said, plants love it!

why in God’s name was it necessary for so many people to clarify that a dirty bag of blood from the gardening section isn’t safe to eat like what fucked up tumblr subculture has my shitpost reached

it’s better from the tap anyways

Source: genderdeath